I work in a place that is pretty quick on haircuts, especially if you take the first available stylist. But I noticed one guy looking at his watch a lot during his cut, so I asked him if he needed to be somewhere.
“Well, I’m technically at work right now. I’m out on a pizza delivery and thought I’d swing in real quick for a haircut. Are we almost done?”
Hopefully he delivered the pizza before he came to see me.