A little boy came in to get his hair cut for his birthday. He will be turning only 3 in a few days, but he is incredibly well spoken and intelligent, and always entertaining. This time, right at the beginning he somehow ended up with more hair all over his face than I felt like I had cut off his head. His dad said he had been eating sticky candy, but he thought he had washed it all off. I said “I think you have a secret stash!” To which he replied “yes, I do have a secret moustache.” I was laughing so hard I had to stop cutting.