As a bribe for children (and as a convenient snack for the stylists) we offer free dum-dum lollipops in a range of flavors. Generally the child will pick out their favorite flavor (or the brightest color), say thank you (after some prodding from Mom or Dad), and move on. One child picked out a butterscotch one. Knowing the yellow-orangey wrapper might be deceiving, I said “That’s butterscotch, are you sure you like that one?”
His reply: “I love butter and I love scotch!” I cracked up, and his mother was too embarrassed to speak.
I’m assuming of course, that this seven year old has never tasted Scotch Whiskey.