A 4 year old child was sitting in my chair, and his mom was telling me what he would like done with his hair.
“He likes to keep the top a bit longer, because hes a rock star and he can’t be a rock star with short hair.”
I have a tattoo on my knuckles that says “rock star” so I showed him. His mom had him sound out the letters and read it, and when he realized what he was reading, his eyes got all big, and then he hid behind his hands in a fit of shy giggles.
Needless to say, he loved his rock stair haircut.